As you may know My beloved father
Adolf has disappeared without a trace from the confines of the Tennessee Correctional
facility. Rumor has it that he is in Peru rebuilding his empire with the help of some
of his devoted followers. I miss him greatly and it is My wish that I could be with
him to celebrate Fathers Day. I urge all of you, do not take you Father for granted!
My Father had such an positive influence on Me...I will share some of My favorite
times I have had with him. I love you Daddy...where ever you are!!
Being a person of above average intelligence, naturally my memories of my
fathers presence was early. Me and My twin sister were in the crib and he was trying
to decided who was going to be his favorite child. Well, when I lodged My pacifier into
Demi's ear canal, his decision was made. From that day forward we were like two peas in
a pod!
It was My father's mission to mold me into his likeness, and
he succeeded with flying colors! I remember when I was four years old and we would go
to the supermarket and pretend we had "slip & fall injuries". I think some of the settlement
money I received helped build his religious compound. He was a really dedicated father.
If more fathers spent quality time with their children, the world would not be in such chaos!
Even in My turbulent teens I got along with My father...which sometimes
peeved My mother Sylvia, because we fought like cats and dogs til I was 17. The only
time Adolf and I argued was when I eloped with Stanley. Come to think of it I have
not seen or heard from my ex-husband since that argument...hmmmm
A Poem For Adolf
You were a wonderful Dad
You taught me so much
How to handle firearms
and how to never trust
You were a deeply religious man
You were your own Jesus
You swindled from your flock
So you could feed us
You showed me the difference
between right and wrong
You taught me how to make
a bitchin' bamboo bong
You taught me that I was superior
and better than the rest
Especially better than Dementia
Boy, was she a pest!
You taught Me that there are ways
around those pesky laws
with the right attorney
you can bust anyone's balls
So My dear sainted father
I hope you see this page
My tribute to you
glad you're outta "the cage!"
