Mediocre Poetry By Princess Natalie






In addition to being a BallBreaker, Psychic Counselor, Faith Healer, and online detective I am also a writer of mediocre poetry, so sit back and be amazed by My talent:




Ode to *Lopez*


He came into my life
on a early March day
called me awful names
I assume that he was gay

He signed his name *Lopez*
his grammar was so sad
and then assaulted my Hell
*Lopez* was very bad

So I put him in the spotlight
so all could see his words
and posted his email address
many thought he was absurd

*Lopez* became famous
thanks to my pages
people wrote him emails
he then went into a rage

"ok ok I apologize!"
"just leave me alone!"
"call your friends off"
he said with a groan

So that is the story
of the boy wonder
who spoke to me rudely
and made an enormous blunder


!~Princess Natalie~!


Telling you about myself is not easy
I'll go on and on until you're queasy
I can be arrogant and brash
and with balls of steel
with the face of an angel
it's quite unreal....
All kidding aside
I am quite charming
with a sense of humor
that is quite alarming.
Bah dum dah~

Ode to a submissive man

"I just want to serve"
he says without pause
"The feel of a heel"
"Grinding in my balls"

But what can he do
to find that perfect Femme
stand in a line?
behind 40 other men?

He tries to stand out
ahead of the rest
screaming in silence
"I know I'm the best!"

He hopes and he prays
that She'll come along
& purr into his ear
like a sweet song

Alas! in his box
she appears one day
"If you wanna meet me"
Boy you're gonna pay"

He sighs at her words
and deletes it like trash
and waits for another
who doesn't want cash



Bow Down "insertnamehere"


I woke in the morning
as fresh as a daisy
not wanting to "work"
I wish to be lazy

So what could I do
in order to become rich
start My own business
a whip wielding BiTch!

I'll make a web site!
offering My cool stuff
My ltd. edition panties
and velvet handcuffs!

And a (900) line!
that'll be grand
polute the NG with ads
a true Mistress Spam!

I'll brag about My style
and the places I never been
demand complete obedience
from overly eager men!

The money will pour in
from all over the land
men will be at My feet
a new legion of fans

My new found wealth
won't affect My ego
it's already so large
it needs a separate zip code.

I am envisioning My new life
and it makes Me smile big
I am Mistress DelMasterCard
what a bitchin' new gig!

on second thought..
I'll just go back to sleep.





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