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The great thing about AOL is that they allow each account to have up five ID's. I decided to create an ID to do an experiment of sorts...I created "HotBiFem69" with the following profile for my ID:


Member Name: Candie Cain
Location: Philadelphia PA
Birthdate: April 21st,1978
Sex: Female
Marital Status: single and submissive
Hobbies: dancing, partying, singing and nudism
Computers: I am happily bi-sexual
Occupation: Exotic dancer. student
Personal Quote: "Keep reaching for the stars" ed macmahon




With that posted I was on a journey to find companionship for the extrememly stupid Candie Cain, and I tell you it was NOT a hard thing to do. I guess you could say I was a female imitating a male imitating a female. huh? You see the first thing I think of when I see a profile like this is it's some poor bastard trying to get a cheap thrill. So without further adieu....let the chat log begin!

(Note: The names have been changed to protect the lame; no animals were harmed in the making of this page)

subject1: we go to a nudist camp in the poconos from time to
time, would you like to go with us?
HotBiFem69: I don't have a passport
subject1: lol....you don't need a passport for the poconos
subject1: where in philly are u..?
HotBiFem69: isn't that in canada?
subject1: no....it's about an hour from here, in the mountains
HotBiFem69: i don't travel much
subject1: where in philly are u?
HotBiFem69: i am near south street but i don't want to be 2 specifuc
HotBiFem69: 4 safety reason
subject1: no problem, understand, you need to be cautious
subject1: we live west of the city, been to south street off and on, we had our piercings done at Infinite Piercings
HotBiFem69: were r u pierced?
subject1: left nipple....sindy also, left nipple

Subject2: favorite position?
HotBiFem69: pole position.
Subject2: ever done it on stage
HotBiFem69: never it is against policy
Subject2: what is the kinkiest thing you have done
HotBiFem69: had sex with my rottweiler
Subject2: was it any good
HotBiFem69: no he had mange and he gave me worms

Subject3: wont you talk to me?
HotBiFem69: i am speaking to sir now
Subject3: can you juggle?
HotBiFem69: no i am a baptist
Subject3: Maybe another time hottie, I'll make it worth your while!!!!
Subject3: Hope you cum hard tonite!!!!!

Subject4: what size breast do u have?
HotBiFem69: 44 DD
Subject4: now i like those i would love to titty fuck those
HotBiFem69: wow u sound hot
Subject4: now thats cool, i like shave pussy
Subject4: do u want to cyber?
HotBiFem69: i am now with sir
Subject4: i sure would love to fuck u
Subject4: i sure would love to fuck u
HotBiFem69: u sound like you have a big cock
Subject4: i do
HotBiFem69: how big
Subject4: it is 9 inches
HotBiFem69: wow! are you cut?
Subject4: brown hair, brown eyes, 5'4 150lbs, in the U.S Army
Subject4: what do u look like?
HotBiFem69: are you cut/uncut?
Subject4: cut
Subject4: from doing pushups and situps
HotBiFem69: oh woweee
Subject4: do u want to cyber?
HotBiFem69: i am already cybering with sir
Subject4: ok



The following people didn't even merit a reply from Candie:

Ass01: embarassed, but want to play, with toys
Ass02: I bet you have nice butt to spank Get it over here now!!!! I'm tired of waiting already.
Ass03: send me your pic I want to see if your as cute as your profile
Ass04: hi phila dom couple she is bi domme
Ass05: want to have cyber sex
Ass06: dump whoever you're talking to.i want to make you squeal
Ass07: please cyber fuck me? please respond
Ass08: So do you like to play whips and chains?
Ass09: wanna drink?
Ass10: Hi Candy, on which media do you store your publicity shots?
Ass11: im hot bi male with a huge cock ask me how big ill drive u crazy little girly
Ass12: Where a good exotic club in PA...?
Ass13: have you ever served a couple lil one?
Ass14: waz up baby
Ass15: really thats so cool do u like girls only
Ass16: Candie, you sound like a wet dream come true!!!! I', sure you're being swarmed, so I'll just say, mmmmmm......24/m, here!




Chump13: Hi Candie, I need for you to serve me tonight
HotBiFem69: oh sorry Sir i was away from the moniter. hi
Chump13: Hi Candie, care to share your lovely pic with me first?
HotBiFem69: i have no jpeg. it was nice meeting you sir. bye
Chump13: where are you going?
HotBiFem69: i hav no jpeg
Chump13: I have not dismissed you yet
HotBiFem69: oh i am sorry sir
Chump13: take off your shoes Candie
HotBiFem69: but sir I am bare feeted
Chump13: good
Chump13: what else are you wearing?
HotBiFem69: nothing I am a nudist
Chump13: good
Chump13: describe yourself for me
HotBiFem69: i am 5'7 113 lbs tan and my breasts are 38c i have no pubic hair and i am blonde
Chump13: Very nice Candie
Chump13: you are pleasing me right now
Chump13: I wish for you to give me a massage right now
Chump13: do not make me wait for you Candie
HotBiFem69: yes sir
Chump13: now make me happy
HotBiFem69: okay i will masage you hard and make u hard sir
Chump13: do you like playing with dicks, Candie?
HotBiFem69: yes sir i do
Chump13: tell me why Candie
HotBiFem69: because i like to make sir happy
Chump13: good, then I will enjoy your services
Chump13: do you like sucking dicks?
HotBiFem69: yes sir
Chump13: tell me why that is Candie
HotBiFem69: it cums natural 2 me
Chump13: Do you wish to make my dick cum big for you tonight?
HotBiFem69: O yes sir very much so
Chump13: tell me then
Chump13: and do not stop till I cum, do you understand?
HotBiFem69: yes sir i understand
Chump13: you are not doing your job Candie
HotBiFem69: what am i doing wrong? i am sucking on my finger here pretending it is your wanker
Chump13: tell me you love sucking dicks
HotBiFem69: becaise i live to serve
HotBiFem69: if master is happy i am happy
Chump13: tell me now
HotBiFem69: tell you what/
Chump13: that you love sucking dicks Candie
HotBiFem69: i love sucking dicks master
Chump13: make me cum Candie, keep talking to me
HotBiFem69: oh okay master
HotBiFem69: would you like me to tell you about my girlfriend?
Chump13: yes please
HotBiFem69: well, whe is my roomate...
HotBiFem69: and my lover
Chump13: go on
HotBiFem69: we dance at the same club..
HotBiFem69: that is how we met
Chump13: yes
HotBiFem69: well. i was straight be4 i met her
HotBiFem69: we got drunk one night..
Chump13: do you still like to suck dicks though?
HotBiFem69: and she ended up seducing me..
Chump13: my goodness
HotBiFem69: oh sir I am veru much into dicks
HotBiFem69: in fact if you dont mind me saying..
HotBiFem69: my ex master used to watch the two of us
HotBiFem69: i hope i haven't offended you sir
Chump13: keep going
Chump13: and don't stop sucking on my dick either
Chump13: keep going
HotBiFem69: oh okay..
Chump13: tell me that
HotBiFem69: tell u what?
Chump13: that you love sucking on my dick
HotBiFem69: i love sucking on your dick sir
HotBiFem69: it feel nice in my mouth
Chump13: don't stop telling me Candie
HotBiFem69: i want 2 make you cum sir
HotBiFem69: are you hard?
Chump13: keep talking, yes I am very hard
Chump13: sticking straight up in the air too
HotBiFem69: wow..i wish i was there sir
HotBiFem69: may i ask how big you are?
Chump13: tell me what you would do Candie
Chump13: I am 8 1/2 inches long and 2 1/2 inches around
HotBiFem69: i would lick the head and blow on it and wow! you are big!
Chump13: do you like big dicks?
HotBiFem69: oh yes
Chump13: tell me why Candie
HotBiFem69: well honestly i have had so much sex that i need a big dick to satisfy me
Chump13: how often do you fuck honey?
HotBiFem69: with my gfriend almost daily
Chump13: I meant with dicks?
HotBiFem69: with men about five times a week..usually patrons at the club
Chump13: for money or for fun?
HotBiFem69: i am ashamed to say
Chump13: Happy Belated Birthday Candie
Chump13: tell me Candie
HotBiFem69: thank you sir
Chump13: you will answer to me always from this day on
HotBiFem69: sometimes I do it for money
Chump13: what is so wrong with that?
Chump13: do you feel like a whore?
HotBiFem69: it is frowned on
HotBiFem69: yes i am a whore
Chump13: I understand
Chump13: do you like being a whore?
HotBiFem69: i don't mind the money and the sex
HotBiFem69: some man is IMing me i have told him i am with you he wont listen
Chump13: what school do you attend?
HotBiFem69: i dropped out of college.
HotBiFem69: i no longer attend
Chump13: what is the guy's name who is bothering you?
Chump13: what school were you attending?
HotBiFem69: Bdman8: does he want me to join in?
HotBiFem69: sir does not want you to IM me
Chump13: I will take care of him for you Candie
HotBiFem69: i was attending the community college here in philly
Chump13: why did you drop out?
Chump13: I have instructed Bdman8 not to bother you anymore
HotBiFem69: my late hours..i never got up on time
HotBiFem69: thank you sir
Chump13: how long have you been dancing?
HotBiFem69: about 7 months
Chump13: how did you get into it?
Chump13: What is your real name and don't tell me it is Candie
HotBiFem69: Jen
Chump13: Jennifer?
HotBiFem69: my friend took me to a ametuers night
Chump13: that's pretty, your name that is
Chump13: were you always an exhibitionist?
HotBiFem69: my family was really into nudism
Chump13: and you liked for men to look at you, I gather
HotBiFem69: yes as soon as i hit puberty
Chump13: do you enjoy making men's dicks hard?
Chump13: do you wish to be called Jen or Jennifer?
HotBiFem69: yes
HotBiFem69: jen
Chump13: what is your last name, Jen?
HotBiFem69: Travens
Chump13: why do you enjoy making men's dicks hard Jen?
Chump13: Is that really your last name or a made up one?
HotBiFem69: that is my last name.
HotBiFem69: i hesistate in telling you
HotBiFem69: or anyone online
Chump13: Do not ever tell anyone else
HotBiFem69: i wont
Chump13: Would you like for me to be your Master?
HotBiFem69: i would
HotBiFem69: RSVPazil: Sir who...??I'm alot better
HotBiFem69: he is bothering me
Chump13: I will
Chump13: Done, Jen
HotBiFem69: thank you sir
HotBiFem69: they do not listen to me
Chump13: I want for you to send me your picture when you get one, is that understood?
HotBiFem69: yes sir
Chump13: when will that be?
Chump13: give me an idea
HotBiFem69: as soon as I get my stils scanned
Chump13: are they nudes?
HotBiFem69: yes...publicity shots
Chump13: I do not want others to see it
Chump13: do you have any to mail to me?
HotBiFem69: well i am a dancer.. they aren't actually mine
HotBiFem69: they are my managers
HotBiFem69: to pass out to clubs
Chump13: I want a picture of you barefoot too
HotBiFem69: yes sir
Chump13: will you send me one in the mail?
HotBiFem69: yes sir
Chump13: I trust you will then
Chump13: what happened to your other Master?
HotBiFem69: he tired of my bisexuality
Chump13: his loss I guess
Chump13: Don't sleep with so many men from the club anymore
HotBiFem69: i wont
Chump13: how many will you keep it down to from now on?
Chump13: do your parents know you dance?
HotBiFem69: i will use a vibrator
HotBiFem69: yes...my parents are very liberal
Chump13: do they know you are a nymphomaniac?
HotBiFem69: yes they know about my lifestyle
Chump13: how old were you the first time you fucked?
HotBiFem69: 11
Chump13: by choice?
HotBiFem69: yes
HotBiFem69: with my cousin
Chump13: how old was the boy?
HotBiFem69: he was 17
Chump13: did you enjoy it?
HotBiFem69: at first no..but eventually yes
Chump13: did you feel guilty being with your cousin?
HotBiFem69: no
Chump13: play with yourself now Jen
Chump13: my dick is beginning to throb
HotBiFem69: oh i am...i get hot thinking about it
HotBiFem69: i was soooo young
Chump13: what gets you hot?
HotBiFem69: i love being restrained
HotBiFem69: and disciplined
Chump13: I will discipline you from now on
Chump13: Do not ever disobey me Jen
Chump13: do you still suck on his dick?
HotBiFem69: no
Chump13: do you still want to?
HotBiFem69: yes
Chump13: when was the last time you did?
HotBiFem69: when i was 15
Chump13: does his dick excite you more than any others you have had?
HotBiFem69: yes...because it was the 1st one i really seen
Chump13: You will like my dick and enjoy it now
HotBiFem69: yes sir
Chump13: what do you love Jen?
HotBiFem69: to suck dicks
Chump13: and why is that babe?
HotBiFem69: sir i have to sign off in a sec
Chump13: make me cum now Jen
HotBiFem69: please cum sir i will feel awful knowing you didn't
Chump13: tell me more Jen
HotBiFem69: but i have 2 go sir
HotBiFem69: what do you want 2 know
Chump13: do not tease me any longer
Chump13: tell me how much you love sucking dicks
HotBiFem69: i love the taste smell feel of it
HotBiFem69: i love begging 4 it
HotBiFem69: i luv having inside me
HotBiFem69: i always want more
Chump13: go on Jen
Chump13: keep talking babe
HotBiFem69: especially big fat ones
Chump13: tell me you are a dick sucking whore Jen
HotBiFem69: i am a dick sucking whore..your whore
HotBiFem69: but this whore must leave
HotBiFem69: her eyes are weary
Chump13: Your Master has just shot for you Jen
Chump13: very big too
HotBiFem69: oh thank god i was worried i would not please u
Chump13: I love you Jen
Chump13: I want you to email me
HotBiFem69: goodnight sir i will
Chump13: and let me know when to get a hold of you
Chump13: take down my address too
HotBiFem69: yes sir
Chump13: and send me a picture of yourself
Chump13: do you promise?
HotBiFem69: okay goodnight..yes id do
Chump13: I will promise to be good to you
Chump13: got a pen?
Chump13: Jen?
HotBiFem69: can i get it tomorrow i am very tired
Chump13: Okay, but you had better email me. I love you Jen
Chump13: Goodnight babe
HotBiFem69: night sir


"Oh I feel so violated"


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