| I can't help it but sometimes I just care too much about my fellow man. Last year my "cause of the moment" was defending the much maligned girl group The Hansons, I have now decided to take on the cause of feeding French-Canadian singing sensation Celine Dion. |  |
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With all her millions surely she can afford a happy meal! Is she spending all her money on clothes? Cars? Cabana boys? I will not rest until this woman hits the scales at 100 pounds. I can't be the only one who thinks she looks like a resident of a concentration camp. It has now become an obsession to me to feed this poor creature. |
| It might be okay for lesser people to pretend that she
is a healthy girl. If you look at the picture on the right you will see that she is positively skeletal.
I have done research on what can cure her. food. lots of it. The calories will help her gain weight. It's
that simple. If you'd like you can send me money and I'll buy her some groceries and send them her way.
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If I succeed in my endeavor I know there will
be some major lifestyle changes for her...gone are the days of her shopping at the
little girls section at Versace. But just think of it, with her new fab grown up
body she will be inspired to sing even more of her syrupy sweet love songs... hmmmm....on second thought. |
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