Contents       advice to teens - teens are impressionable, who better to teach them right from wrong? On this page I dispell several myths. Lying is bad? as if! bill clinton - a collection of links feature Bill Clinton: white trash president. biological nightmare - Help me in my que$t to have octuplets. In order to finance this endeavor I have decided to accept corporate sponsorship. bitch list - a list of my pet peeves, topping it is traffice, teens and overly religious people. Callahan - features comic from famous comic strip artist John Callahan celebrity fan base - a list of unactual quotes that may or may not have been sent to me by stars of hollyweird and the media. commercial break - a list of products that I may or may not endorse. cult aid '98 - a grassroots organization I started when my cult leader father broke out of a tennesee jail. da archives - pages that for whatever reason got shoved to the back, some are too dated and some just suck. date with an anglo - in an effort to publicize my pages I left an ad on an 'adult friends finder' page...they thought I was a bitch. deep thoughts - I made this page of observations after being threatened with litigation. I call it my 'insightful' period. defining perversion - a handy guide of common internet terms. swf iso ab 4 ws & bdsm. demi's death - once upon a time I had a twin sister demi, jealous of my charm and beauty..... disgruntled - some of my more memorable hate mail from 1997-98. free webpage awards - have a web page and tired of the lofty standards expected from most webmasters? come snag one of my authentic looking awards and amaze your friends. lopez - My first hate mail....I get misty thinking about him. mediocre poetry - a small collection of my mediocre poetry. I am talented even when composing bad poetry. men of egomania - a collection of men who have been a part of planet egomania. i love john swarey almost as much as I love myself. almost. my left foot - dramatic story of my charismatic left foot and the trials that a superior foot must endure on the way to recovery. my school for boys - after selling my hooters™ franchise I decide that I should open up a school for adolescant boys...based on the principles of P.A.I.N. (pride anger indifference & negativity. online ten - what is an online ten? this page will tell you. quest for religion - during my two month hiatis I search for the meaning of life, and religion. most religion were too intolerant and boring so I decided to have my no. 1 faNATic buy me some creditials. I became a legally ordained minister, a high priestess, a living saint and a doctor of religious order. roadtrip to hell - a collection of internet sites that are tres bizarro. seven deadly sins - a lesson on the bible...or atleast the seven deadly sins. I chose two sites for each sins. sex and candie - using my aol screen name I infiltrate the aol chat rooms and become 'candie cayne' a horny 19 year old stripper who makes Kelly Bundy look like a brain surgeon. submit your site - if you have a website I highly recommend this service. try it and see...it's free. survey says.. - this page contains all the surveys and forms that are on planet egomania. theater horror - this is based on actual events. My traumatic experience of theater hell. they hate me. - actual comments from my detractors on a prodigy bulletin board system. hint: they don't love me. virus threat - explores the many pseudo virus and rumors that circulate online web page help - As an act of goodwill I list some web resources that will aid you in becoming a web diva...or a web dick. home|directories|contents|interactive|celebrity pages|me|information