A Definition of Terms

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The following is a handy guide to all the different fetishes that can be found on the Internet...I am doing this as a service for my faNATics who have no idea what some of the terms mean. NOTE: If I don't know what the term means I will make it up:

Abbreviation	Definition
TV	(transvestite) No they don't worship Television. A person engaging in this behavior is usually a male with good fashion sense, likes passing as a femme.
TS	(transexual) No, it isn't the easy girl in high school who you could score with in your car. chicks with dicks or something.
CD	(cross-dressers) not compact discs, these people like to dress in womens clothing. They are usually the head of some major corporation and have a wife, three kids and a Volvo.
BBW	(big beautiful Women) There are certain men who adore beefy Oprahesque farm women, the funny thing is that these guys are usually really skinny white guys.
HNG	(Horny Net Geek) Six foot blue-eyed athlete who believes it means'Hung Net Guru'. Usually types with one hand and has nothing to do but anything you want.
S&M	(Sadism & Masochism) love hurts.
D & S	(Domination & Submission) see above.
B & D	(Bondage and Discipline) More times than not, all of these people attended Catholic school as children.
CBT	(cock & ball torture) - bend it twist it any way you want it. men pay for this shit...no joke
GS	(golden showers) at what point does one deside he wants to be pissed on? someone who has issues?

fetish	Definition
feet	it is most often that a male will worship the female foot...anything to do with the foot, be it toes, heels, corns, socks, spike heels and some enjoy rancid foot odor
Legs	these people love anything to do with legs...duh. especially long shapely ones free of razor burn and vericose veins and scars.
Breasts	I feel that these men were never breast fed as little boys and are looking for a wet nurse to complete their mother fantasy.
Ass men	need I say any more? or better yet do you even want to know....
Zoophiles	(Animal freaks)"Lassie! Whatever you do, do NOT go to that mine shaft, there's a guy with Alpo smeared on his body waiting for you!" These people obviously are NOT card carrying member of PETA. I hope they get worms.
S&M	(Sadism & Masochism) love hurts.
Adult Babies	These people like to be treated like babies. I'm talking pampers, pacifers, Garanimals and all. My intuition tells me that they are all Democrats.
faNATics	men with good taste and more importantly weak wills, who always vote republican, that have the uncontrollable urge to seek out the perfect Woman, who will eventually be the reason for their eventual descent into insanity.

Why not use Deja News to find out more about these ever-so-interesting people...? Type in a keyword and let the fun begin.....!