| I would like to change
my initial description of My dream man....I am now looking for a wealthy elderly
gentleman whose on life support, preferably someone who has NO surviving family
members. BUT if he can't be found I will settle for the below: |
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Take a deep Breath and hope for the best I will adore you if you have a nice hairy chest I prefer that he be married and older than Me I don't wanna keep you, your wife gets that treat I don't care for romance so forget about the candy but you can spoil Me with clothes, that'll be dandy I don't care for arrogance, I got enough of that you must be easily manipulated cuz I "is" da brat I'll make you go mental, & wish for an easy death I'll smile at you sweetly as you draw your last breath |
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In Non-Poetic Form: 1. he must tolerate My frequent fits of rage 2. he must enjoy pain 3. he must be republican 4. he must be over 40 5. he must be easily confused 6. he must feed My enormous ego 7. he must be married...just like Meeeee |
![[don't go breakin' my heart]](images/angry.jpg) |
