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It probably comes as no shock to learn that My left foot is extraordinary. Like me, it has had a turbulent past. On this page I will give the no holds barred story of My left foot. Some scenes depicted may be somewhat shocking and socially unacceptable to some, parental discretion is advised.

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In the beginning My left foot was very docile, I never had many problems with it. But every now and then I detected the aroma of booze and the smell of herb. I pretended it was my imagination. I was in denial.	I will never forget the night when I woke up in a cold sweat, shocked to discover My left foot pulling a knife on my less charismatic right foot. That is when all the trouble started. I was very concerned for the well being of My left foot.

It was only a matter of time before My left foot became a raging alcoholic, many mornings I woke up to find My left foot passed out and the sheets soiled with cheap vodka. I felt so helpless.	My left foot began to immerse herself in the drug underworld. I was very concerned that she would wake up missing a toe. I tried therapists but they did nothing to help matters. My left foot soon became sexually promiscuous. Our confrontations were very intense. While I was sleeping she sexually molested my right foot and it was then I knew something had to be done to stop the madness!

After a night of mind blurring partying, My left foot was abducted and gang-raped at knife point. Thankfully she does not remember most of the nights events. Something good comes from the worst of situations. After clearing off all of the jism off of My left foot, she realized that she needed to change her evil ways.	The first step to My left foot's recovery was to find a plan that would not be to overwhelming. I was relieved to find a product called One Step. It helped My left foot immensely. She has become a Porn-again Christian and donates her time giving pedicures to the homeless.

Update: Like many addicts My left foot had a relapse. It seems she was stressed over some anonymous blackmail threats she was receiving. After some bargaining with the blackmailer I was able to purchase the video to prevent it's release. My left foot has entered therapy and is on the road to recovery again.

I hope this has entertained and informed those of you who may have had the same problem. This just goes to show you that if you keep the faith...things will work out in the end.

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