bizarro gallery



Where do I start....there are so many interesting places on the web, sites full of all sorts of information. The purpose of this page is to take you on a road trip to "Hell and Back" so to speak. Lets start off with a bang.



Women Behind Bars - personals ads of female felons... is a page that can hook you up with women in prison. okay I'll ask "Why?".

If you really like sarcastic humor why not try the The Cheese Factory , this site is guaranteed to make you laugh! Be sure to check the archives too!

Next stop is the Purity test for non-virginsit asks you to take a quiz, so give it a shot...whore!

*Trixie grabbed Zelda with force and ripped off her flannel shirt.." Yes...even the lesbians in Dyke World need love. It was given the Melissa Etherige seal of approval I hear

So maybe lesbians aren't your thing...how about saying hello to the crankiest bitches on the web? Heartless Bitches Internationalare a group of femmes that make me look like Mother Theresa.

Another PMS-esque page... All Men Must Die will probably not appeal to men that much...unless they are gluttons for abuse.

I am sensing a theme here...here is another womans page Tampax Corporate Communications how exciting, Twenty fun way to cope with Toxic shock syndrome?



How about peeling off Nicks clothes on the Magic Nick! page? Nick is a stud of a man who most resmbles Barbies Boyfriend Ken, who I think is a closet homo....but don't quote me.

I am sure you have all seen or been a recipient of virtial flowers or virtual cards or postcards....Why limit yourself to those generic gifts? Why not send one of these to a friend/enemy:

  1. Internet Pizza Server--Order Here - send a online pizza
  2. Virtual Design Group's Voodoo Doll - send a voodoo doll?
  3. virtual omelette - an omelette? how stupid
  4. CyberCheer Home Page - generic site to send :cheery cards:
  5. Go Postal! Send carnage to friends! - cards w/soundtrack!
  6. The Student.Net Reject O Matic - too funny a must see!




How many times have you said to yourself "I wonder how much a bag of cannabis costs in Detroit? Well, if you're me it is often. Look no further! Price Report Project will answer those questions

Hey how about those pesky drug tests? Rumor has it that they can be beat..... atleast that is what is says on the HIGH TIMES - Drug Testing web page...a must read for stoned postal workers.

Reach out and Touch....yourself? Yes! On the The Masturbation Home Page that is possible! it is devoted to the art of masturbation.

Wanna waste some time? Why not visit The Bingo Zone(tm) it is a good way to waste time and win some money... sure you won't be able to retire in Cancun with the winnings they offer but hell, it's free!

Bingo not your thing? How about trying the Magic Infinity-ball web page? I know you all remember that obnoxious toy from your youth. Ask the mystical ball a question!

Speaking of Condoms...huh? anyway Too embarassed to ask your doctor about condoms? Look no further...ask the DUREX.com Condom page!

This page is a must for people who hate Amerika..Yo! You Commies look at this page! US Department of Injustice Home Page

Since we are talking of a political nature...why not take a look at the page devoted to that suave and debonaire manifesto stud Top Ten Reasons To Vote Unabomber

And speaking of violent fanatics you ever wonder what goes on in the mind of those serial killers? Find out on this informative page, Serial Killer Hit List

Wanna beat the system? If you are like me you have a lead foot and are always looking over your shoulder for the police. On the The WWW Speedtrap Registry you can key in your state and find out EXACTLY where the speed traps are in your home state!



So you want a laugh?? try these pages...they will surely bring a smile to your face:

  1. The Butt Page - wanna see an x-ray of a concrete dildo?
  2. The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis - hunka burning Love?
  3. Mentos - their annoying commercials have reached cult status
  4. Serial Killer Hit List - entertaining and informative
  5. I'm Not Like Them..- someones having a bad hair day.
  6. Billy Smith's Psychic Test - oh just try it
  7. Heartless Bitches International - umm can you say PMS?
  8. The Misanthropic Bitch - It's like looking into a mirror I tell you
  9. You Sure Are Ugly - a page of Internet uglies.
  10. A plea from a sick little girl - help grant this child her dying wish
  11. Filth: An Internet Picture Story - hmmm? sounds familiar?
  12. WeasleWorld - a witty guy...very enjoyable
  13. DeadSquirrelNet (tm) - This is a wicked cool site
  14. City of East Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Final Exam
  15. Murder-Kidnapping Questions - will you be "iced"
  16. The White House - like President Hillary will answer
  17. Random link - never the same site try it and see!
  18. MagicURL Mystery Trip - take a trip to random weird sites.
  19. Nancy - Nancy is a former "Ms. Planet Egomania" award winner
  20. Dennis Miller Homepage - devoted to My favorite Comedian
  21. Urban Legends Reference Page - Ever hear the story about the girl, her dog & peanut butter smeared on her genitals?



And last but not least....I would like to introduce my latest obsession, the man who I am willing to leave my newly acquirred online spouse Nash for, this man is absolutely perfect for Me. He is the male version of me...but even crueler! Everyone meet the new Man of my DrEaMs! The John Swarey Home Page

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